High protein cereal · Zero added sugar · No, seriously
Why everything else falls short
Brand with the cartoon tiger
Problem: Sugar
38g sugar per serving. That's 13.9 kg/year from breakfast alone — 27 bags of sugar.
Tastes great. Wrecks your blood sugar before 9am.
Oats & muesli brands
Problem: Carbs & hidden sugar
45g+ carbs, barely any protein. 'Healthy' granola hides sugar behind honey and jaggery. Insulin spikes, energy crashes by 11am. Leaner mornings = stable energy all day.
Good intentions. Bad mornings. Worse energy.
Pea protein cereals
Problem: Protein quality
Pea protein isn't complete for muscle synthesis. Chalky texture that never quite goes away.
Better. But your muscles deserve whey better.
UNCEREAL
Problem: Nothing
Whey + milk protein for complete amino acids. Zero sugar. Tastes like the cereal you grew up with.
Premium protein. Premium taste. No compromise.
Ingredients — all of them
Per 50g serving
Protein
0g
FSSAI 'high protein'
Sugar
0g
Not 'low sugar.' Zero.
Calories
0
Per serving, not per dream
Net carbs
0g
Keto-adjacent.
Fiber
0g
From chicory root
Guilt-free
0%
Max taste. Zero regret.
What you're paying for
Founding 500 — co-conspirators wanted
First 500 get a numbered co-conspirator card.
Pick your poison (the healthy kind)
Deep cocoa flavour that hits like your favourite dark chocolate — minus the 22g of sugar per bar. Pairs disgustingly well with cold milk.
18g
Protein
0g
Sugar
6
Pouches
300g
Total
Free shipping · Cancel anytime · 6 month shelf life
Questions we've been asked (and some we made up)
₹630 for cereal? Are you serious?
+Why should I trust you over 'Cartoon Tigers'?
+What does 'grain-free' mean?
+Do you ship to [my city]?
+Can I cancel my subscription?
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